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all of which may be changed at any time at my whim.

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I understand, accept, and confirm the following:

DISCLAIMER:

The opinions expressed on this website are simply that; opinions. Except for the legal conditions (which have been explained by attorneys) and the facts documented and/or provided by law enforcement or media sources, this is pure speculation. If I say something in a manner that seems to suggest it's true, or make a joke that you mistake for the truth, that is your misunderstanding and your mistake. The ONLY truth is that I feel a certain way and am expressing it here. These are my thoughts and feelings. This is not 'the truth'. You will find no fact here, on any page, unless it is a quote from, or a link to, a news site or other source of information. This website is not a news site. I am not a reporter, a journalist, a detective, a law enforcement officer, an attorney, or a professional researcher. Unless specifically stated, I am not connected in any way to anyone involved with the mysteries and subjects discussed here. I am simply a person with thoughts and opinions, and with theories. Those are what I have expressed on this website. I believe in ‘innocent until proven guilty’. I am not trying to prove anyone guilty here. I’d be an idiot to think I could. A website is not evidence, and opinions are not fact. Any theory one has is only strengthened if other aspects of the matter are equally considered. With that in mind, it is obvious that this website, and all it's satire, could never be considered anything more than one person’s limited, and very one-sided, opinion. The content published on TwistedMysteryWriter.com contains speculation, assumptions, opinions, rumors, and some factual information. Posts may contain erroneous or inaccurate information. The owner of this website does not insure the accurateness of any content presented. All entries on this website, and the jokes I make, are not intended to impose guilt on, hurt, damage the reputation of, or create hardship for anyone discussed.

Don't take this site seriously. It's a satire.

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have read the above terms in it's entirety and I agree to all of them.

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TwistedMysteryWriter.com is an entertainment-only opinion site containing humorous commentary that some readers may find offensive. Adult language and 'blue humor' is used throughout. The word 'hate' is used liberally to express extreme dislike, however, I understand that this is not a 'hate site'.

This website is a work of fiction; a satire, a spoof. It contains opinions about the actions and characteristics of prominent public figures, none of which should be considered ‘factual’. As a visitor to TwistedMysteryWriter.com, I understand that the posts on this website are satirical, not fact. I agree that I will not sue the author/owner for any reason, ever, even if I'm the person being satirized, nor will I sue or act on behalf of people I know, am related to, or am connected to in any way.

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