Mommies Dearest: The Search For Caylee Anthony  (‘s body)                                 Tuesday December 16, 2008

Denial!

Well, Bia$ed just keep getting better, and by ‘better’, I mean he continues to show his inexperience in murder trials, and possibly his inexperience in law altogether. He’s as green as the fungus on his big-ass feet. Today, the Orange County Sheriff's Office announced that they’ve made significant findings at the wooded crime scene where the bag of bones was found. A significant finding only announced today? I would think a

fucking human skull, one that is sized perfectly for a little girl, with hair the same color, length, and texture

of Caylee’s, would be significant enough...so what else was to be found in those wacky woods; the same woods, and the exact area, Crazy used to bury all her dead pets in. Yes, the spot where Caylee-In-A-Bag was discovered is in the exact same spot Crazy buried her hamsters, or whatever animals were unfortunate to

come into her ‘care’. I bet she killed those things too.

Investigators have found what they call a ‘trail’ of bones, as if Gretel scattered them like breadcrumbs in the forest. Hopefully, the trail will lead them right to the Anthony Asylum, which is only fifteen houses away from the bone bag’s location. Of course, Hurricane Faye made a mess of the area and that, and wild animals, may have been responsible for spreading the bones about, but regardless, bones are bones and the more they can collect, the more they can possibly learn about how Caylee died, and the more the Anthonys will have to bury. Will Crazy insist her daughter be buried in her pet cemetery?

Investigators have now expanded the crime scene area to a half an acre. Holy shit! A half-acre’s worth of forensic evidence which may include clothing, fibers from Crazy’s car trunk, and even Crazy-DNA! Of course, another possibility is that the evidence links Zenaida Gonzolez to the murder, but that evidence would be invisible because, like Zenaida, it doesn’t fucking exist. But back to Bia$ed, because with all this horror,

I really need a good laugh, and he certainly provided one today!

Bia$ed entered a motion to preserve the forensic evidence that is currently in the possession of the state.

He wanted access to photographs, video, and any other information pertaining to the crime scene where his client’s victim’s remains were found. Of course, he also said his client is innocent and that the body isn’t necessarily Caylee, so why is he so interested in obtaining evidence – especially considering his handling of

it would taint it (and then, of course, he’d say it cannot be entered into evidence). He really should stop now, before he makes a further jack-ass of himself, and go back to his specialty of defending drunk drivers.

Leave the real legal work to the big guys.

Of course, the judge denied Bia$ed’s motion, and Bia$ed really should have known better than to make a motion like that, but he’s been fucking up all along, from the second Crazy got his number off a jail cell wall, so there’s no reason for him to straighten up and fly right at this point. I gotta give him credit for consistency, though. Next to Crazy and her kin, Bia$ed is the best entertainment in this sad circus.

After being denied -- and rightly so -- Bia$ed made a comment about his crazy client, using her own favorite lie-word: "absolutely" regarding the murdering mama and blowjob babe still maintaining her innocence, which of course, is just another of her many lies. She’s  pretty consistent, too. The funniest part was when he said Crazy is not handling the situation well. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! Neither are you!

Oh Jose', go away! Save the one drop of dignity you still have left.

But no. Jose' won’t go. Meanwhile, George and SINdy have a new lawyer, and the question remains (pun intended): Why do they need a lawyer if they have done nothing other than search for their granddaughter? Aren’t they victims as well, or, as I stated yesterday, are they partners in crime?

We’ll know soon enough, as the FBI took their fingerprints and their DNA, with much resistance by son SilentLee, brother to Crazy and maybe father to Caylee. He was the one who resisted a polygraph test after his parents agreed to take one. He later talked them into refusing to be tested so it would not appear as if he were the only one unwilling to take a lie detector test. Didn’t that turn on warning bells in the white-haired and muffin-shaped heads of his parents? Time will tell what SilentLee has been hiding, and from his behavior, most recent and that in the passed months, it’s obvious he’s hiding something.

It seems the state was asked to hide the gender of the skull owner, as, after referring to the young victim as

a “little girl” during the botched Bia$ed hearing, they retracted the statement saying: "At this point, we still do not have definitive identification of the skull or a remains of the child. That has still not been determined." Yeah, and I’m Santa Claus.  Ho! Ho! Ho!     Ah, no, Crazy... I wasn’t talking to you.

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